My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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