these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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