so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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