People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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