he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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