Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize