Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
