I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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