Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
tell me about the fingering
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