I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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