She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I need to align my fucking chakras
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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