North Korea, Best Korea!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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