Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i think i just lost a toe
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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