Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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