sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Randomize
