she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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