hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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