My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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