Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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