Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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