Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
and she was petting her beer can
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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