so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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