I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
How's work?
Spinning.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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