you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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