I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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