Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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