i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
