Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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