No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
