i don't like sucking hair
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The Olympian is in my bed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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