how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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