he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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