It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
What a dumb baby whore.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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