If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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