what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's official drugs can't kill me
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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