Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
high people should be assigned attendants
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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