u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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