I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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