I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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