like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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