I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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