Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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