K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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