You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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