So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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