I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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