Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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