nut hugger
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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