i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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