He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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