This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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