You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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