I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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