so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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