love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
one might say we're banned from that church
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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