sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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