Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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