bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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